diff --git a/crates/tranquil-api/src/lib.rs b/crates/tranquil-api/src/lib.rs
index 6852e73..9419f2f 100644
--- a/crates/tranquil-api/src/lib.rs
+++ b/crates/tranquil-api/src/lib.rs
@@ -489,9 +489,15 @@ pub fn webhook_routes() -> axum::Router<AppState> {
 pub fn misc_routes() -> axum::Router<AppState> {
     use axum::routing::get;
 
-    axum::Router::new()
+    let router = axum::Router::new()
         .route("/health", get(server::health))
         .route("/robots.txt", get(server::robots_txt))
         .route("/favicon.ico", get(server::get_logo))
-        .route("/u/{handle}/did.json", get(identity::user_did_doc))
+        .route("/u/{handle}/did.json", get(identity::user_did_doc));
+
+    if tranquil_config::get().server.rfc_moo_compliance {
+        router.route("/cow.txt", get(server::cow_txt))
+    } else {
+        router
+    }
 }
diff --git a/crates/tranquil-api/src/server/cow.txt b/crates/tranquil-api/src/server/cow.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..add2f00
--- /dev/null
+++ b/crates/tranquil-api/src/server/cow.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,57 @@
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diff --git a/crates/tranquil-api/src/server/meta.rs b/crates/tranquil-api/src/server/meta.rs
index bc7f2ad..0f07c4a 100644
--- a/crates/tranquil-api/src/server/meta.rs
+++ b/crates/tranquil-api/src/server/meta.rs
@@ -29,6 +29,10 @@ pub async fn robots_txt() -> impl IntoResponse {
         "# Hello!\n\n# Crawling the public API is allowed\nUser-agent: *\nAllow: /\n",
     )
 }
+
+pub async fn cow_txt() -> &'static str {
+    include_str!("cow.txt")
+}
 pub fn is_self_hosted_did_web_enabled() -> bool {
     tranquil_config::get().server.enable_pds_hosted_did_web
 }
diff --git a/crates/tranquil-api/src/server/mod.rs b/crates/tranquil-api/src/server/mod.rs
index 4c01aae..0bf8b55 100644
--- a/crates/tranquil-api/src/server/mod.rs
+++ b/crates/tranquil-api/src/server/mod.rs
@@ -28,7 +28,7 @@ pub use email::{
 };
 pub use invite::{create_invite_code, create_invite_codes, get_account_invite_codes};
 pub use logo::get_logo;
-pub use meta::{describe_server, health, robots_txt};
+pub use meta::{cow_txt, describe_server, health, robots_txt};
 pub use migration::{get_did_document, update_did_document};
 pub use passkey_account::{
     complete_passkey_setup, create_passkey_account, recover_passkey_account,
diff --git a/crates/tranquil-config/src/lib.rs b/crates/tranquil-config/src/lib.rs
index e1a5ce3..3a0185e 100644
--- a/crates/tranquil-config/src/lib.rs
+++ b/crates/tranquil-config/src/lib.rs
@@ -445,6 +445,10 @@ pub struct ServerConfig {
     #[config(env = "ENABLE_PDS_HOSTED_DID_WEB", default = false)]
     pub enable_pds_hosted_did_web: bool,
 
+    /// iykyk!
+    #[config(env = "RFC_MOO_COMPLIANCE", default = false)]
+    pub rfc_moo_compliance: bool,
+
     /// When set to true, skip age-assurance birthday prompt for all accounts.
     #[config(env = "PDS_AGE_ASSURANCE_OVERRIDE", default = false)]
     pub age_assurance_override: bool,
diff --git a/example.toml b/example.toml
index aeceade..22b97b0 100644
--- a/example.toml
+++ b/example.toml
@@ -34,6 +34,13 @@
 # Default value: false
 #enable_pds_hosted_did_web = false
 
+# iykyk!
+#
+# Can also be specified via environment variable `RFC_MOO_COMPLIANCE`.
+#
+# Default value: false
+#rfc_moo_compliance = false
+
 # When set to true, skip age-assurance birthday prompt for all accounts.
 #
 # Can also be specified via environment variable `PDS_AGE_ASSURANCE_OVERRIDE`.
@@ -416,7 +423,9 @@
 # List of relay / crawler notification URLs.
 #
 # Can also be specified via environment variable `CRAWLERS`.
-#crawlers =
+#
+# Default value: ["https://relay.fire.hose.cam", "https://relay3.fr.hose.cam", "https://bsky.network", "https://northamerica.firehose.network", "https://europe.firehose.network", "https://asia.firehose.network", "https://atproto.africa", "https://relay.upcloud.world"]
+#crawlers = ["https://relay.fire.hose.cam", "https://relay3.fr.hose.cam", "https://bsky.network", "https://northamerica.firehose.network", "https://europe.firehose.network", "https://asia.firehose.network", "https://atproto.africa", "https://relay.upcloud.world"]
 
 [email]
 # Sender email address. When unset, email sending is disabled.